9/26/05 12:12 pm
Hey bitches, remmber me. Anyway, just a post to get people up to speed on the workings of meee. Schools aight, a lil simple for my taste but i'd rather that. My school got facebook, so now we are a real school. I fucking love philly, like, its so clean, and big but not huge, the shoping is amazing and the people really are nice and friendly, but i miss and still love new york more. I've decided that i aint pledging nothing, to much money and work. I got a job at neiman marcus, which is fun, sept for the fact that every other dude who works there is F-L-A-M-I-N-G.
I really do miss everyone still in high school.
Now lets talk about what you all really wanna hear, my love life.
The whole gay scene here in philly has its up's and down's. i went to my first middle of the week gay club on wensday, but all the guys there are ::yawn::. pluse i've come to terms with the fact that i will NEVER date anyone i meet at a club, ever. There is a whole back story as to why that is, all involving this guy, more like boy, ryan, and if u really wanna know the story, ask me about it later. So yeah, like i came to school really wanting to find a relationship cause lord knows i've played the feild enough times for carrie bradshaw to write another book. but know, im done, im fucking done with it. OMG i have to tell everyone a story about this guy i went on a date with. Lets call him Ron. So ron takes me out to this very chic eatery called "China Flow". and the food we amazing, and it was pricey, but ron goes to U. Penn so he had money. anyway, we are half way through diner when out of fucking iceland, he starts talking about what he likes to do in the sac. and i'm like....ok. so get this, he says (hand to god) "I really like it when i close my mouth and eyes and a guy takes a PISS on my face". Yeah, yum. oh wait, but there is more, "I also love watching guys jack off, then i love them to come over and fart in my mouth". "Oh and i love to FIST"..... So yeah, by this time, im ready to call the national gaurd to get me out. anyway diners over and he wants to give me a ride back to school, but make a stop over at his apt. fist, to which i responded, "You know ron, i would, but i have a 9:30 class tmmrw i really can't swing it, maybe another time". Yeah, he did'nt like that answer, he said i ether get into the car then or don;t ever call him again, and i said right to his face, "Mk, bye ron". So yeah thats just a small small taste of the "splendid" adventures i've had in the dating feild.
Anyway, All that aside, i have a huge man crush on a R.A. here, who is gay, and we can not stop flirting with each other. but thats another post.
Anyway, yeah hi, im going to go eat and curse the name of man, ciao.